Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid ("it's like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it" -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you're a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called "The Golden Fist" (I'm unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you're curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

Head over to the BoneCraft website to get badass pre-order bonuses like C3PHO!
Pack your staffs and ready your swords, the release date is set for BoneCraft. Captain Fort Worth and his rowdy crew of Space Wranglers and robots will plunge their ship into the Orc and Elf-filled fantasy land of BoneCraft on January 12th, 2012! Using the Captain’s skills of seduction and his team’s expertise in interstellar extinction, you will search the hostile environment of the planet for the galaxy’s Holy Grail: the Elf Queen and her band of lustful minions.
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