Two things have led to me posting this gallery: first, I finally bought a Wii ethernet adaptor so I can download all the “virtual console” games, including the original Metroid games, where our lovely Samus Aran originated. Second… well, let’s just post a link here and be done with that - you’ll either understand or you won’t, and you may count yourself as fortunate if you don’t. It’s just weird. Anyhow, the point is that I wanted to post some Samus pr0nz, and Gogo Celeb happened to have a set of her fucking Master Chief from Halo and… well. There’s really no way I could get away with NOT making a gallery out of that sort of amazing content, right? So here you go.