Chie Satonaka: Persona 4′s Sexy Steak Lover

I can’t even lie – while I wish I could say that I’m distracted by some new awesome game or another, it’s more true that a gigantic pile of bullshit has been left on my proverbial front doorstep IRL. So I’m heavily distracted, and probably unable to muster up the enthusiasm that a gallery like this actually deserves. I mean, it’s Chie Satonaka from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, for crying out loud! Or as Chie would say, sheesh! If you haven’t played P4 yet, get on that shit, cause you’re really missing out on one of the best games of the past few years. For those of you who have played it, you know who Chie is, and she was probably your favorite of the datable girls, because Chie is fucking awesome. I sort of loved Rise too, but most guys I know just fell so hard for Chie! It’s probably the whole combination of being a sexy, sporty chick who is an absolutely awesome friend, loves steak and kung fu, and is just a genuinely amazing human being. It’d pathetic to say, but lawd I could use a friend like her in my life right now. Sadness derailment aside, this is one of the freshest sets from Cosplay Erotica - showing that they totally do listen to member requests, because I totally asked for this one! So enjoy it, and let’s all look forward to all the P4 goodies that we know will be localized eventually – P4: The Golden (the new PSVita port with new content), the P4/P3 fighter (Persona 4 Arena) that’s coming out this summer, and a localized version of the wildly popular P4 anime. It’s a good time to be a Persona 4 fan, what can I say?

ME Lesbians: FemShep & Miranda Lawson


So anyone who enjoys good video games already knows that Mass Effect 3 comes out in just a few short days – and that it’s going to be fucking awesome. I was considering waiting until Cosplay Erotica posted up their next ME gallery (you can see a teaser here, it’s of short-haired redhead renegade FemShep) to make another Mass Effect porn post, but I just couldn’t resist… the combination of how hyped I am for ME3 plus the sheer sexiness of this particular set made a powerful combination that I couldn’t die. It’d be like taking one of Shep’s [RIGHT HOOK] punches to my gamer conscious if I kept these goodies from you guys any longer! Anyhow, on to the details – this is Mea Lee and Marilyn starring in a gorgeous lesbian set as the female (aka the best) Commander Shepard and everyone’s favorite bootylicious Cerberus operative, Miranda Lawson. I particularly like this set (and its accompanying video…) because I absolutely adore Miranda (my ME2 crew was usually Miranda/Zaeed or Garrus/Zaeed), but couldn’t bring myself to do an entire playthrough as a male Shepard just to romance her – I’ve played FemShep so many times that it just feels wrong without Jennifer Hale, okay? So this is sort of an awesome way to get to see some Miranda/FemShep yuri since ME2 totally ignored the gay romances for some reason. Unless you count getting to be lovey-dovey with a previously romanced Liara in the Shadow Broker DLC, I guess, but… bleh. I would’ve liked to hook up with Miranda or Kasumi! Or Zaeed, but that’s not really relevant here…

Trick Or Treat: Halloween Porn Party Time~!

Sorry for the lack of a gamer-oriented Halloween update, but I come bearing spooky themed treats to make up for it – here is a compilation of all the Halloween galleries that I made for my other sites. I hope that you’ll find at least one that you like, even if none of them are video game related D= I hope that everyone had a happy Halloween, and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled gamer programming soon! ♥ ♥ ♥

There’s also this one of Busty Latina Rebecca going trick-or-treating in only her panties, but it didn’t fit in my pretty thumbnail picture grid =(

Dragon Age II’s Saucy Captain Isabela

If there’s one thing that BioWare does right – aside from making generally awesome games – it’s developing characters that people feel strongly about. In Dragon Age II, my favorite character wasn’t the wildly popular Fenris (I have an inherent bias against Broody McBrooderson types, though I did come around to liking him in the end) or the controversial but still much-loved Anders… it was a certain sex kitten of a pirate captain. Honestly, I could veer way too far into fangirl territory here and write up a straight essay about all the reasons I love Isabela so much (in short: skillset, party banter, storyline, and pretty much everything summed up here), but suffice to say, she succeeds in being a strong, sexy female character where so many cliched attempts at that role have failed. It might seem sort of strange to say such a thing and then post cosplay porn of her, but I don’t think so. Straight, male gamers, this is the sort of woman you SHOULD be lusting after, in my opinion. So enjoy the hell out of these Cosplay Erotica photos (more at the source, as always), with my blessing – and probably Isabela’s too, I’d imagine!

Mitsuru Kirijo & More From Cosplay Deviants

The last time that I posted a Cosplay Deviants gallery (which you can see here, if you so desire), I mentioned that I was hoping for one of their models to do some Persona cosplay – and it looks like my wish has been granted! You can see a sample image of some delicious Mitsuru Kirijo (of Persona 3 fame) cosplay in this compilation, alongside many others: Ramona Flowers, Yuna, Sailors Mars and Mercury, Marie Antoinette, Emma Frost, Elektra, Mystique, Jill Valentine, and even a super-hot female version of Deadpool all make appearances here. In other words: hell fucking yeah!

Tattooed WoW Chick Salma @ SG

I’ve been totally grumpy lately due to money problems and a horrible new neighbor (should’ve known it was a bad sign when she decided to do all her heavy moving in at 3AM on a Monday morning) and could use a new form of escapist fantasy funtimes. I totally want Rift, basically, but apparently since I was in the closed beta my account is ineligible for the free trial, and the aforementioned money problems keep me from actually going out and purchasing the game and the necessary subscription, so… instead, I’m going to post a hot chick that looks like she’s stepped straight from the WoW or Rift servers. Her name is Salma, and she hails from Sinful Goddesses, a website that pretty much specializes in gorgeous high fantasy, high sexiness cosplay. If only this magical babe could cast some sort of “craptastic neighbor be gone” spell, she’d be flawless.

Celebrate Dragon Age 2 With Morrigan Porn!

Today is the day! Finally, Dragon Age 2 is released – I got dat release-date delivery, so we’ll be camped by the front door until it gets here. But seeing as it’s only 6AM and I don’t think that the mail guy is quite on his way yet, I suppose I can kill some time by making this gallery =3 It’s from Cosplay Erotica, and it features their model Analia in full-on Morrigan cosplay. I’ve sort of purposely avoided anything plot or character related about DA2, but I did hear that apparently her mother, Flemeth, will be one of your party members in the new game… I wonder if we’ll get to see more of Morrigan, then? If we don’t, it makes the Witch Hunt DLC feel like even more of a tease than it already is! I’m personally more of a Zevran kinda girl (even though my ‘canon’ warden romanced Alistair and rules as his queen – figure THAT out), but I totally get Morrigan’s appeal. She’s gorgeous, whip-smart, dangerous, funny, powerful, AND she wears an outfit that leaves very little to the imagination – as Analia shows us right here!

Cosplay Erotica’s Mea Lee As Alyx Vance

If you read my gallery descriptions at all (and if any of you do is pretty questionable, since it tends to be rambling word vomit), you may have gathered that I am one of those sucky gamers who cannot deal with FPS without getting sick to my stomach. Possibly the worst incident of me trying and spectacularly failing to push through the seasick feeling because the game seemed so cool was when we rented The Orange Box – I tried Portal first and, like most people, totally loved the entire concept of the game. I tried to soldier through the way the viewpoint made my stomach flip… probably longer than I should have, because by the time that I gave in and gave up, I was doing shots of pepto and was so seasick that I sort of wanted to die. So when I flipped over to Half-Life 2 and saw that it was first-person, I said a few expletives and just shipped the disc back to GameFly. So, long story short, this is another gallery of which I have no in-jokes or real knowledge, because I couldn’t manage to actually play the game that it involves. I suck. Anyhow, this is Mea Lee from Cosplay Erotica looking pretty good as Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2, and that’s pretty much all I’ve got to say about it =P

Cosplay Erotica’s Angela: Hot Elven Mage

At first glance, I thought that this was a cosplay of Myuria Tionysus, the ridiculously sexy Morphus mage from Star Ocean: The Last Hope (a game that I still need to finish, actually – I paused my playthrough in favor of finishing the PSP port of the first game). Google image her name, you’ll see what I mean almost instantly – the violet/purple hair and skimpy purple outfit are very similar. But apparently this particular gallery is actually more World of Warcraft than intergalactic, though hopefully Cosplay Erotica will continue their streak of doing rare video game cosplays and put a few of the Star Ocean girls into their lineup (Meracle, Ilia, and Reimi, plz). Since I don’t play WoW and am just going off the word of a friend that this is a WoW cosplay and not just some random faery/elven chick, forgive me if I’m mistaken. Anyway, the girl doing this cosplay is called Angela, and she’s apparently a total WoW/Final Fantasy head, so expect more awesome video game cosplay from her! I know that I, for one, can’t wait :3

Miku Hatsune Cosplayer Fucks A Fanboy

I may have never played a Vocaloid game, but it’s hard to be any sort of fan of Japanese culture/anime and not know who Miku Hatsune is – she’s a goddamn phenomenon over there in Asia! And I’ve seen her do her version of the infamous leekspin dance, so the beginning of this video is not a reference lost on me. The videos here are from newly-launched JCosplay, which has a pretty self-explanatory name… they specialize in hardcore Japanese cosplay videos. Catering right to my tastes! This particular video features pretty Japanese gravure idol Miyu Hoshino dressed up as the aforementioned Miku and showing off her talents (not just dancing, obviously – 5/6 of these videos are hardcore) to one very lucky Vocaloid fan!

Brooke Marks: Amateur WoW Cosplay

For those of you that remember this video of gamer hottie Brooke Marks being magically transported or something into the World Of Warcraft, here’s a treat: you know that smoking hot, super-skimpy Night Elf outfit she was rocking during the video? Well, if you wanted to see more of it, it’s your lucky day – Brooke put up an entire photoset of shots she took in her bedroom while in full cosplay mode. It might just be me, but I find it infinitely sexier that this is a totally amateur thing – she’s into the game enough to do cosplay & make videos on her own time and then upload them to her site as an afterthought, it’s not just something conceived by a webmaster to make money. But then again, one of my favorite things about Brooke is that she’s a bonafide internet junkie and video game nerd, so it’s not really surprising. Anyhow, onto the pictures – be forewarned, they’re hot, and you get to see a lot more of her than you might be used to… not that anyone’s complaining, I’m sure!

The Sexiest Succubus In All Of Azeroth

I know that I’ve mentioned this before, but I am so not a WoW head. However, my total lack of knowledge when it comes to all things Azeroth (and I only know that name from watching G4 – I have a soft spot for Morgan Webb, what can I say?) most certainly does NOT prevent me from appreciating the hotness that is Whore Lore… especially this update! It features some hottie named Jessica posing as an evil, sex-crazed succubus (that might’ve been redundant, considering the whole point of such demons) that is summoned by… some sort of weird, zombie-looking sorceror dude. I’m sure that there’s an actual name for his race, but all I know is the Night Elves and he’s not one of those, so… yeah. Anyhow, whatever foul purposes our wizard may have had in mind, first things first… he has to pay the toll for awakening this demon babe. And since she’s a succubus, that means fucking her as hard as he can, of course. Hooray for Whore Lore!

Hanh Cosplays As Rikku & Gogo Yubari

So, who else thinks that Asian cutie Hanh should launch her own amateur solo girl site where she posts up all her various cosplay photos, as well as the videos and pics of her getting naked and touching herself on cam for her fans and boyfriends… everyone, huh? Well, sadly, for now that’s just a pipe dream, but at least she and her BF are submitting her stuff to amateur girlfriend site Me & My Asian… otherwise we would never have gotten to see these awesome pix of her cosplaying as both Final Fantasy X-2’s Rikku and Kill Bill’s Gogo Yubari (which reminds me, I still need to finish FFX… Rikku is tied with Lulu for my favorite in that game, so I definitely am going to want to play Final Fantasy X-2 afterwards… it ALSO reminds me that my best friend still has my Kill Bill – Volume One DVD… wow, what a helpful gallery this has turned out to be, huh?) – I especially love the guy standing behind her straight up undressing her with his eyes in the Gogo photos – and then getting naked and naughty in her appropriately anime-themed and girly bedroom after leaving the con. All in all, I think this girl rocks, and I look forward to her submitting more stuff to Me & My Asian!

 

Sexy Legend Of Zelda Cosplay

I’ve been replaying The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess over the past few days, and it reminded me of something. I’ve been holding out on you guys! I have no recollection of who these chicks are or where I found these photos, but I figured it was high time to share these girls. Because cosplay is always fun, and it’s even better when it’s two hot blonde chicks dressed up in some seriously amazing Link costumes. So girls, wherever you are… I salute you, and you’re awesome. And thank you. More sexy Legend Of Zelda cosplay, please!