I have a confession to make, guys. When I first saw this gallery of Anna of geek-fetish site nerdpr0n, I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT WAS GOING ON. Why did she have a gigantic, twenty-sided die (dice? die? this is one pluralization I’ve always fucked up) in her lap, and why was she posing half-naked with it? Not that I’m complaining about the nakedness, mind you; I quite enjoy seeing Anna in lingerie (or less). So I took it upon myself to do some Wikipedia-ing, and discovered that it seems to be related to the game of Dungeons & Dragons, which is something that I’m wholly unfamiliar with. I know, I know, losing my nerd cred and all that - HEY. LOOK OVER THERE! IT’S A NAKED GEEK GIRL!

I think my favorite thing about these photos of cute teen Kitty Karsen playing Xbox is that it totally looks like a realistic scenario: like, she had a photo shoot for her website scheduled, and when the photographer arrived he found her curled up in her red chair, intent on some video game, and came to the realization of how girls playing video games are totally fucking hot and decided to capture the moment and turn it into one of her updates. I also love that even though she’s styled to look like one of those tacky Claire’s mall boutiques exploded all over her, she’s still cute enough underneath it all for me to forgive the ugly shirt and weird-ass bracelets. Just don’t do it again, okay?

If you like your women to be long, lean and lithe, you’re going to go absolutely crazy nuts over solo girl newcomer Misty Gates - to put it bluntly, she’s a whole lot of fun to look at. Seriously: legs that go on for miles, a smile that manages to be simultaneously the cutest & naughtiest thing you’ve ever seen, and long, dark hair that it’s easy to imagine running your fingers through. But the best part is that Misty is way more than just her stunning looks - she’s fucking AWESOME. I offer the following proof: One, this gallery of her rocking out to Guitar Hero clad only in… well… nothing; and two, she’s totally fun-loving, witty, sarcastic… just all-around amazing. Head over to her personal website and watch her introduction video to see what I mean - the girl just kicks so much ass, it’s not even funny. I am SO glad she decided to do internet porn!

If you dig punk/tattooed babes, you probably already know who Joanna Angel is. That’s why I’m interrupting your regularly scheduled programming for this very special announcement: TODAY (June 1st, 2008) at 2PM PST, Joanna Angel herself will be broadcasting in a live cam chat (via MyCams) to help promote the upcoming F.A.M.E. Awards. So make a note and remember it if you want the chance to see & talk to her LIVE!

I’ll be honest - I’ve never played HeroClix. I’ve been curious, mostly because I really love superheroes (as you may have figured out if you read Gamer Fetish regularly) and I’ve seen a few sets of the figures pop up on recent eBay searches (specifically when I was searching for Invincible schwag). But this gallery featuring Cyanide of Geek Girls Online may have just launched HeroClix from a passing interest to a full-blown fetish! In one of the cutest, cleverest galleries I’ve ever seen, Cyanide begins her game normally enough… but soon becomes sleepy. She lays down to take a quick nap right then & there, awaking later to find that the HeroClix figures have decided to take some liberties with her incredible body. I can think of worse things than getting fondled by the likes of Harley Quinn, Booster Gold, Magneto, and Bullseye… and apparently Cyanide feels the same way, as she lays back and enjoys the super-powered naughtiness!

Even though she just launched her website about a month ago, Sinful Mandy already knows what’s up: one of her very first photo sets that she released featured her playing Guitar Hero II in some tight jeans and a satin corset top - which, of course, she quickly shed to reveal some seriously sexy black lace lingerie. Looks like she’s been a good student of internet porn & has figured out that gamer girls are just the epitome of hotness. That, or perhaps she possibly really does dig naked Guitar Hero? Maybe I’ll ask her in her next live cam chat (she does them weekly) - but either way, I’m already pretty much in love.

The other day, I received this e-mail in response to this post, and I think I may have to concede to the one who identified himself as “Johnny Poo Poo Pants”, because it’s pretty fucking awesome and strangely addicting:

“Dude, no.

this is the best fucking thing ever and its not posted on your site!

Boob BLASTER!

be like pew pew pew and dont get titty slapped”

And yes, it’s a flash game where you control a cock and shoot sperm at floating boobies IN SPACE. Each time you miss a certain amount of AWESOME SPACE BOOBAGE, your cock shrinks slightly. If you miss enough, your cock becomes flaccid and the game is over - deeming you “titty slapped”. Aww!

Read on for more screencaps, or just head on over and play Boob Blaster now!

Sorry for not updating yesterday - I’ve got a lot going on & am really busy. But to make up for my absence, here’s a special treat: Tales Of Symphonia hentai! I honestly don’t know where to credit most of these images to, I found them floating around the web without any information attached to them (except for the few images you’ll see with logos on them - those I assume belong to the websites printed on them, so check out those URLS for more, I guess). But since I’ve been getting a LOT of requests for Symphonia content, I decided to share some of my favorites. I tried to include as many characters as possible: Raine, Kratos, Lloyd, Zelos, Sheena, Genis, Presea, Regal, and even Tabatha/Martel and Celsius make appearances! So settle back, relax, and enjoy all these kick-ass images of your favorite ToS characters getting naughty!

We’ve already established that blonde teen cutie Ann Angel loves video games - but apparently, she’s also sexually attracted to them. Or at the very least, she wants to fuck Master Chief from the Halo franchise, as these photos make wonderfully clear. In all honesty, I don’t know what’s cooler - the fact that she apparently bought the limited-edition Halo 3 release to get the collectible Master Chief bust, or the fact that she’s using said collectible to act out all of her lusty video game fantasies… on camera. You may dream about Master Chief, Ann Angel, but I (and I’m sure many other gamers) dream about YOU, now.

I just recently played my first-ever hentai game (the infamous Bible Black), and I’m already completely hooked. After prowling around the web for a bit looking for more, I found Hentai Games For Adults, which is essentially a large database of hentai games. One membership allows you to download as many games as you want, and since these games seem to run around $30-40 a pop… obviously, this is a pretty kick-ass deal. Anyhow, I’m poking around the member’s area right now & I’m kind of overwhelmed by all the choices! Anyone have recommendations for what game I should download & play next? In exchange for your advice, here are some screencaps from one of the awesome-looking bondage hentai games from Hentai Games For Adults. Thanks in advance & enjoy!