I can’t even lie – while I wish I could say that I’m distracted by some new awesome game or another, it’s more true that a gigantic pile of bullshit has been left on my proverbial front doorstep IRL. So I’m heavily distracted, and probably unable to muster up the enthusiasm that a gallery like this actually deserves. I mean, it’s Chie Satonaka from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, for crying out loud! Or as Chie would say, sheesh! If you haven’t played P4 yet, get on that shit, cause you’re really missing out on one of the best games of the past few years. For those of you who have played it, you know who Chie is, and she was probably your favorite of the datable girls, because Chie is fucking awesome. I sort of loved Rise too, but most guys I know just fell so hard for Chie! It’s probably the whole combination of being a sexy, sporty chick who is an absolutely awesome friend, loves steak and kung fu, and is just a genuinely amazing human being. It’d pathetic to say, but lawd I could use a friend like her in my life right now. Sadness derailment aside, this is one of the freshest sets from Cosplay Erotica - showing that they totally do listen to member requests, because I totally asked for this one! So enjoy it, and let’s all look forward to all the P4 goodies that we know will be localized eventually – P4: The Golden (the new PSVita port with new content), the P4/P3 fighter (Persona 4 Arena) that’s coming out this summer, and a localized version of the wildly popular P4 anime. It’s a good time to be a Persona 4 fan, what can I say?
So anyone who enjoys good video games already knows that Mass Effect 3 comes out in just a few short days – and that it’s going to be fucking awesome. I was considering waiting until Cosplay Erotica posted up their next ME gallery (you can see a teaser here, it’s of short-haired redhead renegade FemShep) to make another Mass Effect porn post, but I just couldn’t resist… the combination of how hyped I am for ME3 plus the sheer sexiness of this particular set made a powerful combination that I couldn’t die. It’d be like taking one of Shep’s [RIGHT HOOK] punches to my gamer conscious if I kept these goodies from you guys any longer! Anyhow, on to the details – this is Mea Lee and Marilyn starring in a gorgeous lesbian set as the female (aka the best) Commander Shepard and everyone’s favorite bootylicious Cerberus operative, Miranda Lawson. I particularly like this set (and its accompanying video…) because I absolutely adore Miranda (my ME2 crew was usually Miranda/Zaeed or Garrus/Zaeed), but couldn’t bring myself to do an entire playthrough as a male Shepard just to romance her – I’ve played FemShep so many times that it just feels wrong without Jennifer Hale, okay? So this is sort of an awesome way to get to see some Miranda/FemShep yuri since ME2 totally ignored the gay romances for some reason. Unless you count getting to be lovey-dovey with a previously romanced Liara in the Shadow Broker DLC, I guess, but… bleh. I would’ve liked to hook up with Miranda or Kasumi! Or Zaeed, but that’s not really relevant here…
Okay, clearly one of the artists for Gogo Celeb is really, really into bondage. I’ve been noticing a big upswing in the amount of bondage and ryona hentai contents being posted in their member’s area lately – and decided to spread the love. It took me awhile to whittle it down to only 15 images, because I’m not bluffing – they’ve really been producing a huge amount of sexy S&M stuff lately. I had to look up a lot of these girls, but here’s the list of all (but one) of the anime, cartoon and video game girls featured in this particular gallery: Bleach‘s Yoruichi Shihoin (multiple of her, because I love her), Elie from Rave Master, Death Note‘s Misa Amane, Oerba Dia Vanille from Final Fantasy XIII, Taokaka from BlazBlue, Suki from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kim Possible, Bumblebee from Teen Titans, Sakura from Naruto, Guilty Gear’s Baiken, Athena from Saint Seiya, Charmcaster from Ben10, and… one girl that I couldn’t identify but included anyway because she’s hot. Jeez, that was a mouthful! Hope you like =)
So last night I got around to the Comic Book Men episodes sitting on my DVR (I am terrible about remembering to watch my DVR stash) and about halfway through, I came to a few realizations. The first being that the show is awesome and I’m totally hooked, the second being that I need to remember to get off my butt (or on it, I guess, since it’s an internet podcast) and start listening to the Smodcast stuff, and lastly and most importantly – I need to post up this delicious set of Noel (of Noel’s Naughty Nook) – posing with her ginormous comic book collection. Now, I sort of owe her an apology, because she does hang out in the chatbox of my other site from time to time and I said I’d try to send people her way awhile ago… but I am a hugeass lazymonster and totally forgot. Which was really stupid of me, because she is so perfect for my sites, right? Totally hot and totally nerdy, and she actually interacts with her fans because she’s rad. Also, I am a huge sucker for green hair, so she’s totally playing to that weakness in this gallery, gotta say! So yeah, please go show her some love and forgive me for not showing her off sooner. I suck!
(I’m linking this here even though it’s not strictly gamer-related because fuck all y’all, she’s hot and this is the site where I met her. If you really need a reason, just say that the Ultimate Alliance game series = comic books = tangentially related, thus there is your reason for this post being here. THE END!)
Since there’s like, no chance in hell that I’d find a photo or video set featuring a hot gamer girl actually playing a video game while somehow still being Valentine’s Day themed, let’s just settle for the next best thing, shall we? A known gamer chick – in this case, Gamer Fetish favorite Brooke Marks - posing all scantily-clad in some V-Day lingerie works just fine for me! You may actually recognize the kitchen she’s posing in as the very same place where she drank a bottle of NyQuil and nuked her World of Warcraft disc (what) – and if you don’t, click that link and watch the video. It’s where I first fell in love with Brooke, I think. Which brings me to my next point: Dear Brooke, I love you as much as a random internet person can love some chick they’ve never spoken to and just post dirty pictures of on her blog, but I gotta say it – you’re getting a tad bit too skinny for my tastes. Clearly, you need to sit on your ass and play WoW all day more often, girl. Or like, set up a wishlist in your member’s area and add a bunch of awesome gourmet (or Japanese, if you’re feeling JRPG-y) snacks on it, and enjoy the deliciousness that comes rolling in to your mailbox. But seriously, woman, you don’t need to be all super-skinny ’cause you were already flawless. That is my preachy message of the day that Brooke will probably never see, but I just had to say it =P
You know how when the release date of a game that you’re reaaaaaally looking forward to gets really close, you sort of stop being able to focus on anything else without getting distracted by thoughts of all dat delicious gaming to come? Okay, well that’s sort of like daily life for my ADD-addled brain anyway, but it’s really at an extreme now that Devil Survivor 2 is less than a month away. I’m seriously even listening to the arranged version of the OST while I’m typing this, just because I’m so excited that I need SOME sort of fix. And that’s why you’re not really getting much of a decent description for this gallery – my head is completely in the clouds ad I’m almost too giddy to type words =P Yes, SMT games have an unhealthy hold on me, I know. Anyhow, the girl’s name is Monroe Lee, and she’s posing with various games (apparently, she’s not one of those console loyalist types – she’s got PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 titles) while sort of playing a Forza game in the background. Also, she really loves showing off her butt – like half of her poses are ass up, which I’m sure merits no complaints from you guys xD
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Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about
preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;
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There’s only three hours left until
the end of the world 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! Your regularly scheduled gamer programming will resume shortly (if Skyrim will release its death grip on my soul for a few minutes, ofc), and I love you all =D
I’ve actually been trying to get into using Vocaloid programs over the past couple of days, so I actually recognized almost all of these characters – even this time last week, I think I would have only known who Hatsune Miku was, considering that she’s pretty much the super-popular face of Vocaloid. The other synthetic singers in this gallery are Megurine Luke (I’ve been trying and failing to get her to install for me, since I’m wanting to make English songs but I’m too lazy to write out the lyrics phonetically for the Japanese-only singers – but for some reason the program I got is just not cooperating), Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len, Kaito (who is kinda dreamy, ngl) and Miki. At least, I hope it’s Miki – the redhead one is the only one that I had to look up. This Vocaloid hentai comes to you courtesy of HentaiZa, so head there if you want to see more. I’m gonna get back to trying to get my totally legal copy of Luka to work :V
If there’s one female ‘look’ that seems to be the most popular among guys on the internet, I’d definitely say that it would be the big-boobed, slightly thick (not chubby, but not super skinny, either) redhead girl. Seriously, just go to any site where lots of guys congregate to talk about chicks, and you’ll notice that they’re usually super picky (ever heard of internet male syndrome?) unless the girl is a busty redhead. Well, commence the drooling, because today I’ve brought you a girl that is not only a curvy redhead, but she’s also a total gamer/cosplay nerd with a huuuuge sexual appetite. She calles herself Meow Misti Dawn, and I think that she was genetically engineered by some geek god to appeal to nerds! Don’t believe me? Just browse her website for a few minutes, and you’ll see the proof in her blog posts and photos & videos. I’ve pulled some photos of her posing with both her NES and SNES systems – and she looks ridiculously gorgeous is these, in my opinion – but she’s got plenty of cosplay, gamer, and various other nerdy-themed porn in her site archives… as well as just some straight up hardcore for those of you who want to see her go past geeky teasing and get really dirty.
Sorry for the lack of a gamer-oriented Halloween update, but I come bearing spooky themed treats to make up for it – here is a compilation of all the Halloween galleries that I made for my other sites. I hope that you’ll find at least one that you like, even if none of them are video game related D= I hope that everyone had a happy Halloween, and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled gamer programming soon! ♥ ♥ ♥
There’s also this one of Busty Latina Rebecca going trick-or-treating in only her panties, but it didn’t fit in my pretty thumbnail picture grid =(
If there’s one thing that BioWare does right – aside from making generally awesome games – it’s developing characters that people feel strongly about. In Dragon Age II, my favorite character wasn’t the wildly popular Fenris (I have an inherent bias against Broody McBrooderson types, though I did come around to liking him in the end) or the controversial but still much-loved Anders… it was a certain sex kitten of a pirate captain. Honestly, I could veer way too far into fangirl territory here and write up a straight essay about all the reasons I love Isabela so much (in short: skillset, party banter, storyline, and pretty much everything summed up here), but suffice to say, she succeeds in being a strong, sexy female character where so many cliched attempts at that role have failed. It might seem sort of strange to say such a thing and then post cosplay porn of her, but I don’t think so. Straight, male gamers, this is the sort of woman you SHOULD be lusting after, in my opinion. So enjoy the hell out of these Cosplay Erotica photos (more at the source, as always), with my blessing – and probably Isabela’s too, I’d imagine!
My poor, poor neglected Wii. Seriously, in the past year I think I’ve used it to like… play Muramasa: The Demon Blade and replay Tales Of Symphonia… and that’s about it. And given that Muramasa is possibly being remade for the 3DS (Vanillaware, please make GrimGrimoire portable next because that would be perfection) and the inevitable fact of a Symphonia portable remake (it may not be announced, but I’d bet money on it happening in the next few years)… all that is to say, my Wii is pretty much Forever Alone these days. So maybe I should invite Hollywood here (from alt babe awesomesite PunkGrl) to actually give my Wii a little love and tenderness in the form of a striptease? Since she seems to be enjoying doing a Wii-themed show in these photos!
My total unfamiliarity with WoW has led me to browsing their site, trying to figure out exactly which races of represented in this collection of World of Warcraft porn. My conclusion: first, there are way more races that I expected, and secondly, I’m just going to claim that a few of these are stylized & sexualized versions of some of the races, otherwise I can’t identify them =X Anyhow, I definitely see a couple Blood Elf babes, a female Orc, two that look to me like they could be Draenei or Forsaken, and another definite Night Elf. I’m too lazy to try and ID the races of the guys fucking them, but I’m sure some of you Warcraft diehards can figure that part out on your own if it really matters to you! Pictures are all from Cartoon Reality, so if you like what you see & want more, let them know!